Falene is a British-Bajan American writer who lives on the road. Named after a Disney character, she has written for advertising agencies on accounts including; Samsung, Apple, Panasonic, Cisco, FotoKem, Universal/Renegade Video, and CoverGirl.

Published in Gizmodo, Inverse, HCN, Details, Slate, The Hollywood Reporter, Miami New Times, and Field Mag. She likes drag queens, sassy animals, deserted beaches, and puppets.