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Don't Wait for the Holidays: Bargains You Can Get Online Now
We’re just around the corner from some major shopping holidays, and you just know the likes of Amazon and Apple are gearing up their deals for the likes of Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and the Christmas season. All that said, shopping during those times sucks, because everyone else is, too.
To that end, we looked around for some hot deals to take advantage of right now before everyone loses their damn minds the weekend after Thanksgiving (a day in which people lose their minds in the comfort of their own homes, surrounded by close friends and family who are themselves losing their minds. It’s a beautiful cycle.)
From an ingenious new coffee solution, to the perfect way to get rid of pet hair, to a high-end pair of headphones that put the Apple AirPods to shame, here are some deals online you don’t have to wait for to snap up.
Beautural Portable Fabric Shaver and Lint Remover
Lint rollers are bygone things of the past. Monuments to what came before. Now, it’s all about this electric fabric “shaver” which eliminates pet hair and lint like nothing you’ve ever seen before.
Hario "NEXT" Syphon Coffee Maker
This thing looks like it belongs in a sci-fi movie, but a sci-fi movie where everyone’s always drinking really good coffee. Hario "NEXT" Syphon Coffee Maker
Tile Mate - Key Finder. Phone Finder. Anything Finder
The Tile Mate is one of my favorite gadgets in the world, and I can’t wait for them to make a version small enough to stick on my headphones. Also if anyone’s seen my headphones, let me know. Tile Mate - Key Finder. Phone Finder. Anything Finder
Panasonic ES8243A Arc4 Electric Razor
With 4.6 stars on Amazon, this Panasonic razor might be the best shaving tech available online right now. Oh, and it’s discounted at the moment.
ESARORA Ice Roller for Face & Eye, Puffiness, Migraine, Pain Relief
Migraines are the bane of many people’s existences, and back pain isn’t much better. People absolutely swear by this ice roller, which can manage everything from extreme pain to face puffiness. It’s a perfect hangover cure, is what you’re telling me?
ESARORA Ice Roller for Face & Eye, Puffiness, Migraine, Pain Relief
Malouf Zoned Dough Pillow
“Dough” might not be the word I’ve come to associate with amazing sleep and excellent posture, but this pillow makes a seriously convincing case. I’ve never slept on anything as comfortable.
Magic Bullet Blender
Sources close to the Magic Bullet tell me this is the best blender in the world, and that it’s also astoundingly cheap on Amazon right at this moment. Magic Bullet Blender
Honeywell Wi-Fi Smart Color Programmable Thermostat
You deserve a thermostat that understands what you’re going through. The Honeywell identifies the outside temperature as well as inside, so you’ll never feel too cold or too hot in your own home again.
Mystery Ranch Street Zen Backpack
I never feel “zen” on the “street” and maybe the fact I do not own this amazing backpack is responsible.
Linenspa 2 Inch Gel Infused Memory Foam Mattress Topper
A mattress topper is a must for just about everyone, and this gel-infused number from Linenspa will keep your bed soft while also keeping you cool. Cool.
Bullet 2.0 Wireless headphones
Look how tiny and shiny and silver and pretty! Hear how loud! I can’t type right because too excited good earbuds for I am!
Amy Garden Weighted Blanket
The weighted blanket is the new hot thing when it comes to getting a good night’s sleep and lemme tell ya, it really works. It’s like a xanax but for your LIMBS.
Fujifilm INSTAX Share SP-2 Smart Phone Printer
Save money on all those dive bar photobooths you abuse and just get one of these little numbers instead. Fujifilm INSTAX Share SP-2 Smart Phone Printer
iRobot Roomba 690
The Roomba is BACK, baby! These things keep your house clean, your floors crumb-free, and as an added bonus, it can text you now! iRobot Roomba 690
DeLonghi ENV150GY VertuoPlus Espresso Machine
This coffee maker is so good I finally don’t have to go to that one coffee shop on my block where that barista who openly despises me works. DeLonghi ENV150GY VertuoPlus Espresso Machine
