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We're Obsessed With These Pet Items on Amazon
It’s a good thing we love our pets because they are living, breathing examples of just how stupid we are. Who would, in this day and age, willingly take even more time out of their day and money out of their account to wait hand and foot on some dumb, fur-shedding creature who will pretend to tolerate you for as long as their food bowl is full and you’re alive and not one second longer? Pets are the ultimate scammers, and I love them and would die for them and I want to give them presents. So I looked for some presents to give them.
We scoured Amazon for the best items for every kind of pet (Okay, mostly cats and dogs; you’re on your own if you’re one of those people who carries their lizard around on their shoulders.) From toys to more practical gifts, we can’t get enough of these pet items on Amazon.
Evercare Magic Lint Remover Brush, 3-Pack
I love removing lint, but I hate lint rollers. These guys do the trick over and over again and are infinitely washable and reusable, In two years I have never had to reach for a lint roller.
Cat Water Fountain with 3 Filters
Cats love moving water to play with and drink, and doesn’t this look cute?
Pet Hair Remover Glove
Now you can comfort your pet and make them slightly less gross all in one swift hand movement. We truly are living in the future, folks.
Earth Rated Poop Bags
I hate cleaning up after my dog like some post-apocalyptic feces servant but at least these make my hand smell like lavender while I do it.
Beautural Portable Fabric Shaver and Lint Remover with 2 Speeds
If you’re into a more high-tech lint/pet hair situation, this small and inexpensive device is a life saver.
Beautural Portable Fabric Shaver and Lint Remover with 2 Speeds
IRIS Top Entry Cat Litter Box
Never deal with spilled litter again with this ingenious solution that will make your cat feel like an intrepid SUPER SPY every time it hops in and out of this cool pee and poop bucket.
ValuMeds Allergy Medicine (600 Tablets)
This one’s for me and your dates. Pet owners, please stock up.
KONG Squeezz Dog Toy
I don’t know if this is supposed to resemble a real-life item that dogs love to chew but I sure hope not.
OurPets Ball of Fury
Look, I love the idea of us but I am terrified of just how ferociously my cat would attack this thing, even though it’s fake. She would be so mad at me for bringing this into our house.
Cat Dancer Wand Teaser Toy
My cat lover friend maintains this is the greatest cat toy known to man and she would be very mad at me if I didn’t include it.
OurPets IQ Treat Ball
This is supposed to be for dogs but [leans in real close and speaks in a whisper] it works on cats too.
