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'Arrow' Season 7 Trailer Outdoes Batman's Dick With Nude Shower Fight

by Eric Francisco

Who is the Green Arrow? Because it’s not Oliver Queen. Not anymore. In Season 7 of Arrow, airing October 15 on The CW, a Green Arrow copycat continues fighting crime in Star City while Oliver Queen is in prison.

And while he’s in prison, Oliver is fighting all the old bad guys he put away when he was the Green Arrow. It’s just that, sometimes, he’s also in the shower.

On Thursday, The CW released the Season 7 trailer for Arrow. Picking up where Season 6 left off, ex-Star City Mayor Oliver Queen (Stephen Amell) is now behind bars, accused of crimes committed by the Green Arrow. Instead of staring down labor unions, Oliver is staring down a whole lot of violent criminals, including all the ones he’s put away over the years. (In fact, the trailer also has a cameo of Season 5 villain Derek Sampson, reprised by wrestling star and Amell’s Bullet Club buddy, Cody Rhodes.)

The opening of the trailer sees Oliver living in hell, forced to defend himself every day against the other inmates. One assailant gets him in the shower, leading to a naked shower fight reminiscent of Eastern Promises. Remember Eastern Promises? Yeah Viggo Mortenson was awesome. Anyway it’s like that, but tastefully censored, because it’s The CW.

While most of the internet is overly-concerned with Batman’s dick in Batman: Damned, the real stunner is a nude Green Arrow, drenched in shower suds. We just hope this isn’t the scene where Stephen Amell got kicked in the nards.

Arrow Season 7 premieres October 15 at 8 p.m. Eastern on The CW.

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