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Big Dick Energy: Which 'Super Smash Bros. Ultimate' Characters Have BDE?

Mario? No. Dr. Mario? Yes.

by Inverse Staff

All of a sudden, the internet is very concerned with “big dick energy.” The term, which The Cut reports has something to do with Ariana Grande’s love for her fiancé Pete Davidson, might sound crude, but it actually has more to do with your state of mind than any sort of physical attribute.

According to Vice, BDE is all about a sense of “self-assurance that radiates from deep within and can be felt for miles.” It’s a way of life. An attitude. A possibly-unearned sense of self confidence. It’s “inadvertently seeing yourself in the front-facing camera on your phone and not immediately wanting to die.”

With that in mind, the Inverse Entertainment team set out to judge the BDE levels of the entire character roster from Nintendo’s upcoming Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. All 66 of them. From Kirby to Bowser.

Ness definitely has BDE

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Here’s our totally objective ranking. We hope you enjoy reading it as much as we enjoyed making it:

  • Mario: No
  • Luigi: Yes
  • Yoshi: No
  • Peach: No
  • Daisy: Yes
  • Bowser: No
  • Bowser Jr.: No
  • Dr. Mario: Yes
  • Wario: No
  • Rosalina: Yes
  • Donkey Kong: No
  • Diddy Kong: Yes
  • Samus: Yes
  • Zero Suit Samus: No
  • Ridley: No
  • Kirby: Yes
  • Meta Knight: No
  • King Dedede: No
  • Link: No
  • Zelda: Yes
  • Sheik: Yes
  • Toon Link: Yes
  • Young Link: Yes
  • Ganon: No
  • Fox: Yes
  • Falco: No
  • Wolf: No
  • Pikachu: Yes
  • Pichu: No
  • Pokémon Trainer Squirtle: Yes
  • Pokémon Trainer Ivysaur: No
  • Pokémon Trainer Charizard: No
  • Mewtwo: No
  • Jigglypuff: No
  • Lucario: No
  • Greninja: No
  • Marth: Yes
  • Ike: No
  • Roy: No
  • Lucina: Yes
  • Robin: Yes
  • Corrin: No
  • Villager: Yes
  • Sonic: No
  • Ice Climbers: No
  • Inklings: Yes
  • Captain Falcon: Yes
  • Wii Fit Trainer: No
  • Ness: Yes
  • Lucas. No
  • Ryu: Yes
  • Cloud: No
  • Solid Snake: No
  • Olimar: No
  • Bayonetta: Yes
  • Mr. Game & Watch: Yes
  • Duck Hunt: No
  • R.O.B.: Yes
  • Pit: No
  • Dark Pit: No
  • Palutena: Yes
  • Mii Brawler: No
  • Mii Gunner: No
  • Mii Swordfighter: No
  • Little Mac: Yes
  • Pac Man: No
  • Shulk: No
  • Megaman: Yes

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate launches December 7, 2018 on Nintendo Switch.

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