Deadpool may be a successful R-rated superhero, but that doesn’t mean the Merc With a Mouth can’t get even more risqué. That’s why it’s really no surprise that somebody’s making a Deadpool 2 porn parody called The Jerk With A Johnson: a DP XXX Parody.
If you’ve seen an underwhelming SFW trailer of a parody porno, then you know what to expect from The Jerk With a Johnson’s promo. The premise: a poorly acted Deadpool accidentally kills a guy when he fires his load too quickly — his gun’s load, that is — and then gets the chance to act in a porno. It’s very meta and, probably, not especially funny or sexy.
The trailer is, however, an opportunity to talk about Deadpool’s penis. See, Wade Wilson’s mutant power is super regeneration. That means that he’s essentially unkillable and can regrow his body even after being blown to shreds, as seen in the opening moments of Deadpool 2.
Deadpool’s creator, Rob Liefeld, told Inverse as much back in April of 2017, when we asked him whether or not Deadpool could regrow his penis.
“Yes, yes,” Liefeld answered, laughing. “We would never, ever live in a world where Deadpool can’t regenerate his own cock and balls.”
We do, in fact, see Deadpool’s newly regenerated penis in Deadpool 2. After the Merc gets ripped in half, he regrows everything from the waste down, treating viewers to a fun scene where his adult-size torso walks around on baby legs and he flashes his infant penis, Basic Instinct-style.
Hopefully, The Jerk With a Johnson only features adult penises.
Here’s the official synopsis for The Jerk With a Johnson:
Deadtool is tracking his target through the mean streets of suburban Los Angeles. While on the hunt, our hero is shocked to spy two nubile cheerleaders jiggling around and trying to fit into their noticeably small and revealing outfits. Becoming particularly smitten with one, Jessa Rhodes, Deadtool recognizes this opportunity as too good to pass up and gets sidetracked from his missions as he sneaks into the house to spy on his newfound crush.
Deadtool suddenly realizes that he has wandered into a porno and decides he is better suited than male talent Xander Corvus. Though Xander isn’t amused by Deadtool’s antics, the director - played by adult industry legend, Evan Stone - sides with the raunchy hero and the Jerk with a Johnson is free to manoeuvre his way through his first-ever adult scene.
Starring: Jessa Rhodes, Xander Corvus, special guest appearance by Even Stone.
