Escape the horrors of 2020 by time traveling into a '90s backpack
Neither the president nor the coronavirus can find you here.
Trapper Keeper
Gotta keep all my dittos hella organized or else I won't be prepared for the big test on Egypt.
Pencil sharpener
Dude can I borrow your pencil sharpener? The teacher's makes mine look all gnarly.
TI-83 Plus
I figured out how to put DOOM on this thing but don't tell my brother or our mom will make me wipe it.
Yikes! Screwballs
These are straight outta Saved By the Bell! They're all that and a bag of chips.
Discman
Check out my new Discman, home skillet. My cousin burned me a copy of Spice World.
Gel pens
Can you write "talk to the hand" on my palm for me?
Lunch box
Guess who has Lunchables today! Booyah!
Pencil case
That weird girl from our class asked to use my clicky pen that changes color. As if!
Floppy disc
Ugh I don't know where I saved my essay on Emily
Dickinson! Mr. Jackson is totally gonna bug out.
Transparencies
Do you think the principal's secretary will let me make a few more transparencies? These typos are wack!
Tamagotchi
How does your's like never die? Mine's totally dead.
Encarta '95
If I don't do some research for our group project, Kimberly is gonna go postal.
White out
You ever paint your nails with this stuff? It looks phat but peels so fast.
Book socks
You can put these on your Harry Potter book and read it in class and the teacher will be like "Wow look how hard you're studying!" Not!
The 90s were truly fly and we've had so much fun getting jiggy with you. But we must return to the present or we will start to look like these teachers doing the Macarena.